to only fuck me,
I wanted you to
But I didn’t know what to
convince you with
besides my body.
Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post
ulrikbadertscher: how do you rate this dog post.
I leave for boot camp in about two months and still have yet to memorize the eleven general orders of a sentry. Any have some tips that could help me out? Along with memorizing ranks?
First Date RPG - Click on your crush to begin the quest
My fellow illustrators absolutely KILLED IT on this one!
It is basically the best thing so go play it.
oh my god this is hillarious
Mel’Nar! My love!~~
We are absolutely in love!
But I don’t think I’d actually want to hold my lover by his heart. It’s all slippery and gooshy and what if I stick it with my fingernails and stuff comes out?